60+ Funny Mustache Puns Jokes That’ll Make You Laugh

 There are some funny mustache puns jokes and some bad mustache puns jokes, but here we have only the best ones that are too good to make you crackle up. Here are hilarious mustache puns jokes that you may be interested in.

Mustaches are beautiful pieces of facial hair that everyone who can grow them should be proud to display. Looking at different scenarios of how men change to their new mustaches, these mustache puns jokes are pretty hilarious. 

General Mustache Puns Jokes for Instagram Captions

Whether you are posting a picture of your own beautiful mustache or simply putting together some shots of mustaches that you find impressive, you probably need a punny caption to go with it. it. Here are some fan-tash-tic mustache puns jokes for Instagram.

• The Movember mustache never skips anyone. It grows on continuously
• You can’t just shave your problems away; you must-ache face them head on.
• Where are all the old mustaches stored? Probably in one of the mo-seums.
• I have a great mustache pun, but I forgot it. Guess its shaved for later
• Which snack has a great mustache? A pi-stach-io.
• May ‘stache be with you
• Excuse the pun, but I mustache you a question
• What would you call a mustache growing on someone’s cheek? A miss-tache!
• The mother expressed love to her weeping child “I love your silly old mis- taches.”
• While eyebrows the internet, you must-ache a question to yourself whether to mullet over or not!
• Keep calm and let your mustache grow.
• What grows along, goes along
• Been ‘staching away my Movember motivation
• I wish you were hair
• I have a great mustache pun, but I forgot it. Guess its shaved for later
• Moustache mania, a great idea is growing right under your nose.
• You can’t just shave your problems away; you must-ache face them head on
• Keep calm and Mo long
• When a bike grows a beardy mustache; it is none other than a handlebar.
• Can you shave it for later if it’s not hairy important?
• Shaving was a big mis-tache
• My father doesn’t like to shave money for future, so he washes it out!
• You better not mustache me to shave

See how your husband will react: dedicate these funny quotes for your husband’s 50th birthday.

Mustache Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Well, we all love a clever joke but sometimes the classic, goofy and grumpy ones are actually the funniest jokes. So, we guess that these bad mustache puns jokes all have their own charm. If you are seeking mustache puns jokes, that is funny and witty, look no further.

• What did the man say to the barber who suggested he kept a horseshoe? Horses don’t wear shoes.
• Why did the mustache go to the bank? For a shavings account
• What did the dissatisfied client say about Ash, the barber? Nobody should ever get a must-ash styled by him.
• Why is a mustache well ventilated at all times? Because it’s very h-airy.
• Where are old and legendary moustaches kept? In a moseum!
• What did the man with the beard reply when the barber asked about trimming his mustache? Let it grow, let it grow, won’t hold it back anymore.
• What did the pirate say to the barber? Arrgh, shav-er me timbers
• What kind of moustache does a bicycle grow? A handlebar moustache!
• What did the bearded man say to his professor when he was running late? I mustache you a question but I’m running late.
• What would do you call James Bond with no beard? agent Zero Zero Shaven

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